Series: Villainous Things
Pages: 448
Time to read: 2h12m
Pages/hour: 204
Date read: 11-12 July 2023 (re-read)
Rating: 🦹♂️🦹♂️🦹♂️🦹♂️🦹♂️
“I am dreadfully sorry for his behavior,” I muttered. “It’s like dealing with a feral animal who happens to know how to wear a suit.”
One unhinged human meets one supervillain whose touch will kill…
Gentlemen Prefer Villains, the wildly anticipated (at least by me!) sequel to Not All Himbos Wear Capes really lived up to the hype.
Well, for me at least.
Also – expect spoilers for Himbos even in the non-spoilery sections of this review. We’ve gotta get through some stuff.
Anyway, as soon as we got into that final act of Himbos, I knew I was going to love Wolfy’s story. I’m a sucker for a tragic villain who’s also a silent, powerful badass, so consider every box checked for this one!
And oh, he’s tragic. If Wolfy touches anyone, he’ll literally kill them, which means he’s holding out hope for an Inventus who’ll probably never appear. Add on the fact that his sister’s gone missing and he needs to track her down before anyone more villainous manages it, then Wolfy finds himself stretched to breaking point.
Except here comes Xander with a great idea: if Wolfgang hires an assistant, then he doesn’t have to go it alone.
Enter Simon. Simon is Dr Ownit’s (a.k.a. Xander’s therapist) son and he’s more than a little unhinged. He and Wolfy match each other beat for beat, and although Wolfgang should be happy about that, it just has him worried – after all, Simon’s human. One touch will kill him, but oh, how Wolfy is tempted to reach out.
Again, this is an incredible cast of characters, tied together with Rochelle’s imaginative wit and dirty mind. Simon’s definitely up there in terms of characters I love from this series, though I don’t think he quite kicks Xander off the top spot. He’s sassy and confident and willing to take charge if it gets him what he – and Wolfgang – want.
Obviously, I loved Wolfgang from day one, but it’s nice to see a more nuanced side of him, too. He’s carrying the weight of the Suarez clan, whether they know it or not, and wrestling with his own demons, which we learn are related to but also deeply distinct from those Xander struggles with.
Also, an honorary mention has to go to Bunny, Simon’s mother, who spends her time day drunk and/or spending all of her current husband’s money. I want to be her when I grow up.
There’s a lot more build-up to Wolfy and Simon’s physical relationship, what with that whole pesky I-touch-him-and-he-dies issue. But when that spark ignites, it’s a wildfire! Definitely read through the content warnings for this one – things are getting even kinkier – but there’s an element of mischief underlying all of it that makes Wolfgang and Simon such an endearing couple.
“Yes, you are quite adept at exploding heads and creeping around in the shadows like a sexy phantom, but I’ve seen the real you, and it’s not at all frightening.”
Threads weaving together
It’s all about family
While these are a series of seriously kinky superhero MM books, they’re really all about family and identity at their heart. The Suarez clan are learning how to come together in a much more real way because that will make them stronger in the long run and because, despite it all, they do love each other.
And it might seem like a surprise if you’ve only read Himbos, but I think Wolfy is the softie of the family. He’s the one looking out for the others even when they’ve all given up on one another. He knows what they can become, sure, but he’d probably still be making moves even if not because he loves his family and he wants to keep them safe.
It’s nice to watch them all grow into this idea book after book, where they start to rely on each other’s strengths and reveal their weaknesses, even if that seems like a bad idea at the time. Unlike the other superhero/villain families we see, the Suarez clan have a true bond tying them together – which might be why they get so many Inventuses at all.
If my future boss thought he could send in his terrifying bodyguard and accomplish anything other than giving me a raging hard-on, he needed to reassess his methods. Since red flags are my love language.
Give it a read!
Read how the Mafia Queen gets his crown – then come back and let me know what you thought!
