
Series:Ā Villainous Things
Pages: 460
Time to read: 1h58m
Pages/hour: 234
Date read: Fri 14 July 2023
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Little did they know, all I ever wanted was to stick my dick in my rivalās tight end.
Enter: the actual himbo
Not gonna lie, I wasnāt at all interested in Baltasar as a character until the last few chapters of Gentlemen Prefer Villains, but then thatās probably because I didnāt know much about him before then. His appearances in Not All Himbos Wear Capes were brief, with Wolfy taking much more centre stage out of all the Suarez siblings, so it was difficult to even get a read on him.
And up until those final chapters of Villains, I donāt think I was even that sure what his superpower was. (No shade if it was mentioned ā 100% I wasnāt paying attention!) But then it was funny, and he was super sweet to Simon ā as well as the appropriate amount of terrified of him ā and I was suddenly way more excited for his story.
Zion was similar, of course, having popped up earlier in Wolfy and Simonās story, but we knew even less about him.
What a journey the two take us on! Iād argue that Balty is far more the himbo than Butch (and, oh, I have THOUGHTS about Butch in the spoiler zone below!), being all big and sweet and thinking heās a little bit slow ā when really, heās just as messed up as the other Suarez siblings, honed to be a weapon as they all have been. Heās awkward and anxious and perfectly adorable, which leads to his and Zionās relationship having a dynamic I wasnāt quite expecting, but loved all the same.
Itās not that often I read a bi-awakening; itās definitely not something I particularly go out of my way to look for, though books featuring this trope are always fun. In this one, I liked how into Balty Zion was ā thereās very little pining on Baltyās part because Zion is in charge and ready to take what he wants, so long as he knows Balty wants it too. It shifts the goalposts for what the stakes are, and what everyone else is after, and I think made for a much deeper story in that sense.
Oh, and of course, the plot thickens in this book as we get closer to what I imagine is going to end in the next one. I was so glad I re-read the first two, because I really needed to have that knowledge to grasp the weight of certain revelations (or even to understand them at all!), and it made it soooo exciting.
I smiled so wide, Captain Masculine probably felt my dimples pound his dimples into submission from across the country.
Love some multifacetedness
On a highway toā¦ who knows?
Overall thoughts?
This is yet another spicy foray into the world of morally dubious people with superpowers, and though I think Balty and Zionās story is in many ways less extreme than Wolfy and Simonās (the kinks, I mean), itās still ranking way up there.
I loved the way the external plot came together in this one, and the questions everything raised for me. Things are getting very complicated, but I love that. There are ideas and concerns I have that Iām wondering how Rochelle will address, especially consideringā¦
The next book is all about the twins! And I think it might be much darker!
No, but the next one seems fascinating, especially considering who I think the twinsā love interest is (yeah, seems like theyāre sharing a guy) and this might truly be the villain/villain(/villain) combo weāre after.
(No, Simon and Wolfy donāt count, Simon is the villain but Wolfy is along for the murderous ride.)
But yes, as usual, I canāt wait for the next instalment!
Itās how the game is played. But I donāt want to play anymore.